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I’m so angry with my Facebook friends because they keep posting their own ice bucket videos and nominating people and saying “WELL DO THE CHALLENGE OR DONATE TO CHARITY”

like no

fuuuuck you

don’t word it specifically to sound like giving money to a charity is the less favorable outcome here. And yeah maybe you don’t have $100 to donate, just donate like five bucks jfc

i mean raising awareness for ALS is fantastic, but come one don’t act like actually helping people is some secondary “Hassle” here.

ya bunch of douches

1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)

There are guys out there with extra large Kleenex boxes on their desks?

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